BASICS BITCHES
Welcome to our latest edit of basics bitches.
Some critics have called it the dullest edit to appear on The X Cartel yet! And if that doesn't whet your appetite we have also managed to pepper the story with original features on groundbreaking products like denims (pronounced: deh-nims), white t-shirts (gasp) and gratuitous interior design porn.
We've done you all the ultimate solid of curating a wardrobe based on super basic basics that you basically can't live without. The best of the best!
Mix and match or go matchy-matchy, the entire edit is designed to work together so you don't have to do anything other than ensure you've covered up your privates. Dressing frontal lobotomy style*.
So disconnect from those carnal urges to stock up on fancy fuckery and allow us to guide you through a disciplinarians approach to summer dressing.
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Cassie Snelgar
Editor, basic bitch and wearer of clothes
*patent pending
